I don’t care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
sittin’ on the dashboard of my car.
Comes in colors pink and pleasant,
glows in the dark ’cause it’s irredescent.
Take it with you, when you travel far.
Get yourself a sweet Madonna,
dressed in Rhinestone, sittin’ on a pedestal
of Abolone shell.
Goin’ 90, I ain’t scary,
long as I got the Virgin Mary
assuring me that I won’t go to Hell.